Random man

I have no clue how much here I’ve posted, it’s pretty funny cause I’ve been telling my daughter that I hate her being on Paige’s iPad 24/7

I remember back then, I walked up to a dude, In the mall I think, I was shopping for christmas presents for my kids

I’ve been thinking, I wanna do something, I’m kinda scared to, it’s a lotta pressure and I’ve been thinking about it all night, only now it took me this long to go to the john

I wonder if I had a pair of work boots, like a quality pair of dock Martins, could I turn them into flip flops?

Creamed corn really doesn’t help with constipation...

My daughter just had to clean her room, probably her first time doing it alone, she didn’t like it...

See I have a reason for being so in active, I’ve been constipated 

Pretty hot.. wait no I mean nice

Hulu on Apple TV, doesn’t give anything good other than the occasional supermarket sweep Paige can’t wait to see 

After what feels like months, who wants to bet on my children, whoever guesses which child throws up first gets the satisfaction of throw up on your carpet