Hello my name is Ezra but you can call me mr. Cake I love cake more than people.  Unless u r supper hot like as hot as a cake.my dreams in life r to marry a cake shaped like George Washington so I can eat him on our honey moon and if the cake is life like enough than I can marry the dude because I am homocakesual.  Anyway the loves of my life are cake and George Washington I would do anything to go back in time and kill his wife then make out with George Washington. I mean who wouldn't if anyone has any fanfic were Georgie  bae (my nickname for George Washington ps I luv you so much dude)  eats a cake then realizez he is gay please please please message me about dat. Also thank you to my cake baking teachers who made me who I am today. Anyway let me tell u all about myself. I am currently 26. I have 23 children since I donated my sperm to a bank. I was  devorced from 3 woman but then realized that I was in love with my best friend. He died last year in  A car accident but that's ok because I still have Georgie bae and he is all that I need and the love of my life forever and ever unless you are as hot as a cake then i may cheat.  Anyway am a retired wrestler former known as rocky- but then I got anorexia so they got a fill in and now I hide from all fans that know the truth. Also I am not racist I love both chocolate and vanilla cake especially rainbow because of my gay cake pride. I live in a rainbow princess unicorn bakery and am very happy. Physicall description-  I have blue eyes but i wear purple contacts and i have waist length black hair but i prefer to pin it up and wear a powdered wig when i go out and  especially when i make cake sacrifices to georgie bae on his birthday.  I was once very muscular but i got anorexia so now i am about average but i keep living for my love of cakes and for georgie bae. I cant imagine leaving him. I started this account to shar my gay cake pride and homocakesuall story to let other guys and galls know they arent alone