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 the bonus- I really recommend! It has a kdrama too

I already read number 1 & 2 but I’ll be sure to read the others!

Ignowe me if you want. Keep going the way you’we going, and I’ww see you in thiwty yeaws, wugging awound sixteen Nobew pwizes in youw pockets as if they couwd substitute fow a wifetime’s wowth of human wove and intewaction. You’ve awways mocked Cawamitus fow his inabiwity to finish what he stawted, but the man had a wife and a daughtew that towewated him enough to want to stay in his wife thwough evewything, and at the wate you’we going I’d be amazed if you couwd manage the same with Goddawd.
            
            The west of Wetwoviwwe, Jimmy, they’ww nevew be abwe to do what you do. They’ww nevew be abwe to invent wockets ow sowve cowd fusion ow add thwee numbews togethew. But they wiww find genuine fwiendship and wove, and they wiww caww it sawt, and despite evewything you accompwish you’ww onwy be wemembewed as nothing mowe than the man who wouwdn’t. Who couwdn’t, pewhaps.
            
            Get out, dude. You’we fiwed.
            
            Big McThankies fwom McSpanky's.

Wowd, the way you tweat them. You think I’ve got fowks that cawe about me the way youw mom and dad do, wowking in a shithowe wike this? I wish. Evewyday youw dad watches you scawf down the dinnew youw mom swaved to make fow you and pways that you might think about spending some fucking time with him instead of disappeawing into youw wab to do god knows what. They watch you toy with dimensionaw-wawping science that they can’t wwap theiw minds awound on a daiwy basis and you waugh at them fow wowwying about you.
            Have you evew pwayed catch with youw dad, Jimmy? Evew asked him how his day at wowk was? You don't have a cwue what I'd do fow a dad wike youws in my wife, dude.
            What about youw mom? Why not invent something that’ww make hew wife easiew instead of gawwivanting awound the Bewmuda Twiangwe to pway with fucking seaweed?
            We both know the weason. She wouwd thank you fow it, she’d be happy to imagine a vewsion of you that thought fow an instant about the needs of anothew pewson, but she wouwdn’t caww you the gweatest thing in the univewse fow it wike youw fwiends do. And in Neutwon’s wowwd, whoevew doesn’t do that might as weww not exist.
            

            I’m not saying that you won’t have any. But they won’t howd any meaning to you, and they cewtainwy won’t bwing you any happiness. Suwe, you’ww pwobabwy manage a pity-fuck ow two youw sophomowe yeaw of cowwege aftew giving some dwunk sowowity giww a jetpack wide, but it’ww bwing you nothing but emptiness. Maybe you’ww eventuawwy abandon women awtogethew and decide that “youw twue wove is science”, secwetwy seething inside whenevew you see a guy wike Nick ow Bowbi getting mawwied to someone he weawwy cawes about, who cawes about him.
            You’ww say I’m exaggewating, but dude, wook at how you tweat the peopwe in youw wife now. Caww and Sheen, quiwks aside, weawwy do see you as a fwiend, and they’d go thwough some sewious shit if it meant hewping you out of a scwape. Can you say that you see them the same way, as anything othew than the onwy two kids youw age wiwwing to put up with youw widicuwous ego? What have you evew done fow them?
            Inventing doesn’t count, dude. Even when you buiwd something fow someone ewse, you’we weawwy doing that fow YOU. Evewy wwama-bot ow Uwtwa Wowd simuwatow is onwy cweated with the expectation of fuwthew pwaise. They’we not fwiends to you. They’we wowshippews.
            And youw pawents?

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