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"Humans always tend to overcomplicate things..."
The ancient god took in a breath of his pipe.
Slowly, he exhaled, the smoke dancing in the air, enshrouding him and the throne on which he sat.
His eyes glimmered in what little light entered the room.
"I, however...prefer the simple things in life." Smirking ominously, he looked down upon the first monarchs.
"Now," he shifted to prop his head up on his arm, crossing his legs, grinning, "Tell me.
What is it you wish for?"
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Because if i was a mysterious ancient god of fucking course i would have a pipe if it made me look more mysterious
not a cigar/ette
A PIPE