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/ follow @NECKPAINED rn
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/ im too lazy to find a matching book cover >:/
avesong
how would you feel if i ate an entire salad in front of you right now
bimboprude
you know - i didn't mean to step on that vine.
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@duracuiire you're on thin fucking ICE , lady ! watch where you're steppin'
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@PRECIOUSDOVE " who ? " the woman looks around as if this stranger is talking to someone else . upon realizing no one else is around , she then points to herself & inquires , " wait — me ? "
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/ BaBy
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@HERBALHERO / ah shit , sorry didnt mean it like that . I luh you
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someone be my murder wife , damnit !
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@darkchildisms can we have four kids just 'cause we'd make some cute fucking babies ?
SPELLAHOLIC
as long as we don't get married and four kids in a desperate attempt to save our marriage we're fine .
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/ hmu when the xmen fandom comes back pwease
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i have the uncontrollable urge to fist fight a cow
avesong
can i ask you a question ?
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@RIPROBIN , well . . . i'd be pissed . maybe even enough for murder . but i wouldn't kill you , i'd kill mr pyscho - killer - man because that name doesn't sound too trust worthy . is there something you wanna tell me , jason ?
avesong
. . . i'm just going to ignore that . let's say we were still dating , & i went behind your back & made an alliance with a psycho killer . you hate this man . how would you react if & when this would happen ? this is all hypothetical , of course .