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axel: *comes in looking like absolute shit*
gwen: lemme guess: late night out?
axel: yup, add food poisoning to that and that's pretty much it, which reminds me: keep wilbur away from me because i can never trust him to cook again
wilbur: *from the other room* I'M BLIND AXEL- I'M NOT GOOD WITH TECHNICAL STUFF
axel: YOU HAVE EYES ON YOUR NECK YOU PILLOCK-
wilbur: YEAH BUT IT'S A THERMOGRAPH YOU SOCK-