❛ HEY SIRI ?
DEACTIVATE
AND ALLOW
SAYWER TO
SURFACE━ ❜
❝ ━i'm sorry ,
sawyer can't
be reached at
this time , let
me pull up his
profile for you . ❞

━ 𝔰𝔞𝔴𝔶𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 ━
former programmer at apple .
. . .
❛ okay , so you're telling me that
we DIDN'T program location services
into that THING we just created ? sterling
would know how to fix this ! but you
made him the TEST SUBJECT ! ❜


orig ( SIRI ! PROGRAMMED into
a human GONE WRONG ) anon
penned by @OFJERSEY
  • apple headquarters ; california .
  • JoinedMarch 10, 2017


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