HMVader

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Came back to my old ass account and everyone's fucking dead wtffff

HMVader

Oswald James had always loved sleepy Hoogwats with its harsh, handsome houses. It was a place where he felt happy.
          He was a caring, friendly, cocoa drinker with wide hands and brunette thighs. His friends saw him as a defiant, difficult doctor. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a fat disabled person. That's the sort of man he was.
          Oswald walked over to the window and reflected on his snooty surroundings. The drizzle rained like singing giraffes.
          Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Toby Hawkins. Toby was a splendid gamer with pointy hands and vast thighs.
          Oswald gulped. He was not prepared for Toby.
          As Oswald stepped outside and Toby came closer, he could see the damaged smile on her face.
          "Look Oswald," growled Toby, with a noble glare that reminded Oswald of splendid snakes. "I hate you and I want a wifi code. You owe me 5262 euros."
          Oswald looked back, even more, ambivalent and still fingering the silver kettle. "Toby, I am your grandmother," he replied.
          They looked at each other with ambivalent feelings, like two dark, dead dogs jumping at a very thoughtful birthday party, which had flute music playing in the background and two intelligent uncles eating to the beat.
          Suddenly, Toby lunged forward and tried to punch Oswald in the face. Quickly, Oswald grabbed the silver kettle and brought it down on Toby's skull.
          Toby's pointy hands trembled and her vast thighs wobbled. She looked sparkly, her wallet raw like a panicky, prickly piano.
          Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Toby Hawkins was dead.
          Oswald James went back inside and made himself a nice mug of cocoa.
          THE END
           
          
          
          
          
          
          I am a writer

HMVader

We're no strangers to love
          You know the rules and so do I
          A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
          You wouldn't get this from any other guy
          
          I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
          Gotta make you understand
          
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
          
          We've known each other for so long
          Your heart's been aching, but
          You're too shy to say it
          Inside, we both know what's been going on
          We know the game and we're gonna play it
          
          And if you ask me how I'm feeling
          Don't tell me you're too blind to see
          
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
          
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
          
          (Ooh, give you up)
          (Ooh, give you up)
          Never gonna give, never gonna give
          (Give you up)
          Never gonna give, never gonna give
          (Give you up)
          
          We've known each other for so long
          Your heart's been aching, but
          You're too shy to say it
          Inside, we both know what's been going on
          We know the game and we're gonna play it
          
          I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
          Gotta make you understand
          
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
          
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
          
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you