StarmistLavender
Do you mind doing a Hazbin hotel role-play?
HUMAN__FL3SH
HUMAN__FL3SH
@Xx_BarCat_xX @Husk-The-Cat Alastor stared at the cats, hardly surprised anymore. "Demons?" He asked, just to be sure he at least got the species right. This thing had failed so much, but at the same time it worked. It's not the book's fault that Lucifer is pathetic and most demons look strange. He ran a hand through his hair and stepped a bit closer to the giant cats, inspecting them. "You look terrible.. at least put some more clothes on. It's indecent."
Xx_BarCat_xX
@Husk-The-Cat @HUMAN__FL3SH He lashed his tail, looking over at them. “Husk” he answered “I don’t even know that other guy”
HUMAN__FL3SH
@Husk-The-Cat @Xx_BarCat_xX Alastor's eyes widened, and he blinked as he processed each cat's reactions. "well.. you're both incredibly rude in your own ways." He muttered and stepped back away from the aggressive one. "Mind at least telling me your names? Are you.. siblings? You're going to be here a while."
Husk-The-Cat
@HUMAN__FL3SH @Xx_BarCat_xX The cat looked around in slight confusion before giving a grossed look towards the human, taking a few steps away with a growl as he glared at the human.
Aitanukiiii
ME ENCANTA TU FOTO DE PERFIL!!!
Human-Husk
“Al…” he sighed, pinching his nose and taking a deep breath. “Why is there a dead guy on the floor right now?” He questioned. He’d been hoping to have a nice relaxing day, get some drinks from his bar…he had not been expecting to literally stumble over a body
Human-Husk
@HUMAN__FL3SH “Because I dont want human blood and flesh in all my cooking stuff!” He told him “so no.”
_-Addict-_
//i dont know where the hell we left off with these too, but eh
"The more ya stab it the more harder it is ta' get rid of the body" Anthony said suddenly, apparently having showed up from nowhere while leaning against a tree and smoking a cigarette
HUMAN__FL3SH
@_-Addict-_ Alastor stiffened, not expecting the other to be able to sneak up on him so easily. He turned to glare at him as he held the bloody knife up. "Oh trust me, dear, I know what I'm doing." He told him sweetly and stabbed one more time before dropping it. "What are you doing here?"
lily_lilyz
Thank you for following me
HUMAN__FL3SH
@--Fa11en-Star-- Alastor was dragging a corpse into the cabin and through the kitchen, calling out for Lucifer. "Oh Luci~!" He said cheerfully, as if he wasn't dragging a dead man through the house. "Are you hungry? Come see what's for dinner!"
--Fa11en-Star--
@HUMAN__FL3SH The king's eye just twitched a little as he watched Alastor haul the dead body onto the counter like it was nothing. Guess he forgot how strong he could be... wow. Snapping out of it he just made a face. "Uh huh- Um, I don't think it's very common for humans to eat each other. You expect me to eat that guy too?!"
HUMAN__FL3SH
@--Fa11en-Star-- Alastor grinned wider at the other's reaction. "Of course it is! We can't let this gentleman go to waste, now can we? We aren't monsters!" He waved his hand and then turned to lift the body onto the counter to prepare it. "How was your day?" He asked as if everything he was doing was perfectly normal. Which it technically was, but only for him.
--Fa11en-Star--
@HUMAN__FL3SH Lucifer had been busy tidying up upstairs, not that he had to, anything to keep busy! He scowled at the nickname, peeking down the stairs. "Don't call me that. And you've been gone pretty much all day." He scolded, finally heading down and freezing in his tracks. "Woah! Don't you dare tell me that's dinner-"
HUMAN__FL3SH
Fun fact: my Alastor somewhat likes children. He finds their innocence refreshing. Their stupid questions and antics entertain him. But he would easily get annoyed at having to deal with all of work that comes with them in the early years.
o-luminous-o
Baxter had not been expecting to suddenly end up somewhere completely different. Wait- did his experiment become unstable and explode by now? That won’t be good to his lab…okay no priorities. It seemed he was in some sort of run down and kind of disturbing room, based on the work around the place it must have been some sort of cabin or old house.
o-luminous-o
@HUMAN__FL3SH “Oh a human!” He gasped as he looked at the guy. “Wait…a human?” He looked around again, glancing down at the symbol beneath his feet. “Oh, summoning demons!”
HUMAN__FL3SH
@o-luminous-o Alastor blinked at the fish demon, tilting his head. "Hm.. well, this isn't.. what I was expecting." He murmured, moving to check something nearby. "Not again.." He growled to himself.
HUMAN__FL3SH
You delicate young delicacy
You consummate hot consommé
You grossly beautiful grocery
You exquisitely sweet cuisine
I go hungry every night
Not this time around, not this time around!
I'm gonna eat you, you're my desire
I'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire
I'm gonna eat you, cook and defeat you
I'm gonna breath you in my lungs and make you mine
