DURAGEKID

Can u do a split on a dick 

HUMP-ME-SENSEI

@deanvevo can you at least "ballerina that dick"?
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DURAGEKID

Teach me old wise goddess of splits, my ass can't even do a half spilt 
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HUMP-ME-SENSEI

@deanvevo I'm a professional at it, kid.
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