•°• about me •°•

-I ship bullshit
- I love Shane and his 6'4 self! (BuzzFeed unsolved) 
- I love 5sos/1d

°~° STORY TIME °~°

-This guy beside me in science was being rude to this girl and was Corning her, asking her why she was taking her purse to the bathroom, and sh*t like that. So she finally just said she was on her peirod. The look on his face was full of disgust. So I went over there, tapped him in the shoulder, making him turn around. And I said, "What's wrong with girls having periods?" He shrugged his shoulders, and said, "it's just disgusting." Finally, after being fed up with him, I say, "Yeah well I'm sure am your mother
 was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic." The look on his face was priceless. 

-okay, so the silliest thing happened last week. My sister was crying and my mum mimicked her and my sister, genuinely worried, grabbed her pacifier and tried to put it in my mums mouth. 

-I read the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold.' Then I read 'revenge is sweet.' So I came to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.