Once upon a time there was a turtle named bob. Bob was a gay turtle who always wore suits and bow ties. One day, bob was talking to his husband Bert and then a giant came and picked them both up and put them on a giant grumbling vehicle. Then they zoomed away into the sunset. After a while, the giant put bob and Bert down. They immediately rushed to tell all of their friends but no one believed them. Then they got eaten by a big whale and no one knew where they went. The end