Hades.

Hi dad

“Good evening, Lord Hades. I am a daughter of Athena. Clarisse, daughter of Ares, and I have ended up in your realm by accident, so we were wondering if you could... maybe... pretty please... let us out?” 

I hate you you are fucking parent i lived alone for 13 years and you were not with me I HATE YOU

Hey Dad how are you

Hey dad make a brother ITS FULL OF GIRLLS

Hi dad,Can you PLEASE make boy children?
          THE CABIN'S FULL OF GIRLS!
          -Your Daughter

Hi dad

I love your profile I cannot even
          'Zeus keep your dick in your pants'
          
          Words of wisdom

oh hey asshxle I know were you hide the dead dayum bodies. get the fxck on and I won't tell anyone about the- never mind.. GET ON. -throws cookies and walks out-

DAUGHTER OF THANATOS IS HERE.