HaikoMerc

Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls and anyone who identifies as any such other...may I take SO MUCH PLEASURE to announce that after 5 ENTIRE MONTHS of development hell, the final part of Joshua and Carrie comes to a close!
          
          I did it. I finished a goddamn story. 
          
          And I did it on Fallout day too! 
          
          Ok well maybe not EXACTLY on the day but I was only *checks watch* 3 hours late. 
          
          Eh, it's the 23rd somewhere.
          
          Anywho, may I please just say that despite the very few people who read my stuff, I thank each and EVERYONE OF YOU. Even the guy in Australia! Yes, I'm talking to you. 
          
          But with that all said and done, there is one person I want to truly thank for helping me through my stories. He made me from an amateur and sloppy writer who didn't know that sentences needed to be kept seperate from dialogue to whatever the hell I am now. He helped through every mental breakdown and every single trouble I had while writing my stories. He's effectively my guy in the chair.
          
          And he knows exactly who he is. 
          
          
          What, you think I'm gonna dox him? Who the hell do you guys think I am? SssniperWolf?
          
          Although I would get FAR more views if I took a few pages out of her book...which were taken oit of thousands of others.
          
          In all seriousness, thank you all truly.
          
          It's great to be able to click that "Completed Story" button.
          
          Now back to your regularly scheduled Maybe with a dash of gayness on the side.
          
          

Fabulous Fallout day, everyone! Didn't realise it til just now. Now I HAVE to finish what I'm working on now in about...4 hours...shit. Oh well. Not the first time. I swear to Joshua I will release it in the next few hours. I swear.
          
          Just a short message. I'll be back in a bit!

Yes, im writing this at 4 O' BLOODY CLOCK, I KNOW. Shush. 200 views on Maybe. In 2 months. Thats amazing. About 200 people have read my dinky little fanfic.
          
          Noice.
          
          Yes, I'm gonna focus on Carrie and Joshie more. Finishing up what I have to write. Think of it as a foreshadow to my ultimate project, which I'm dubbing as "Fallout: Union". Got loads of ideas but for now, I'm just gonna do a Cave Johnson by throwing ideas at the wall and see what sticks. 
          
          Also to loosely quote Cave Johnson, 
          
          "I'm gonna be honest with you all here. We...have run out of budget. Now, don't worry that doesn't mean we have to stop production, it just means I'm gonna have to pay you all less and occasionally source you for parts you don't need. I mean, who needs a gallbladder? What even is a gallbladder? Does it even exist?"
          
          Again, writing this at 4 in the morning. Not my fault.
          
          Well it is my fault but ya get the idea.
          
          Whatever, anyway. Love to see the apparent slow growing popularity of my stuff. Didn't expect to get this far. Also crazy how it's apparently reached Australia which is practically a nuclear wasteland anyway, according to my statistics that I made with crayon. 
          
          Again, to quote something Cave Johnson should've said,
          
          "Bad news, people: The lead in the pencils we've been using turned out to have trace amounts of uranium in them so half the workforce are riddled with tumours. Don't worry though, the pencils have been replaced with crayons so no more uranium!
          
          The workers still have cancer though. A $60 condolences package was sent to all the families involved so hopefully we don't get sued!"
          
          I'm just gonna...keep writing now.

Goddamn it's been a while, huh? Anyway, here's another surprise for y'all! It seems The Outsider entered my dreams or something because not only did I catch the Rat Plague but I'm now making a Dishonored fanfic.
          
          That's the good news.
          
          Bad news is that I've succumbed to Wattpad's very own Rule 34, stating
          
          "If it exists, there's a gay romance story of it."
          
          Yep...I'm making a gay romance story...about Dishonored...the grimdark, all hope is lost, very disturbing, edgelord's paradise Dishonored...
          
          Damn this illness.
          
          Where's my stash of elixirs, dammit?
          
          Now that the news is outta the way, you should expect to see the first part or two in the coming days. 
          
          In the meantime, should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

Oi oi. For some strange, unknown reason, I have decided to make a Subnautica fanfic that, you guessed it, humanises blank space characters.
          
          I'd love to give an explanation as to why I'm doing this...
          
          I didn't say I had one though. 
          
          Don't worry, this does NOT mean I'm abandoning my other stories. I'm just very, VERY full with ideas. 
          
          

To all the 26 Engaged Readers of my Joshua Graham story, along with the person who keeps checking the story every day, I sincerely apologise for the inactivity of the story due to writing up Maybe. I'd give every one of you a glass of Sunset Sarsaparilla if I could but not only am I broke, but it also doesn't exist. I'll get around to it...eventually. In the meantime,  read my other story. In about probably 5 or 10 years, It'll pay off. Probably... Hopefully... Maybe...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          *Insert Seinfeld Here*

@HaikoMerc fallout players downloading 17263827 mods to fix the glitches:

@HaikoMerc it just works!

@HaikoMerc yeah no one really makes fallout fanfics that are like straight up playthroughts of the game

@HaikoMerc Yipppeeee