Anyways, this is Julia on Hailey's wattpad account writing her "About Me" page. I am her secretary, since she has way too much writer's block. If you want to know about Hailey, go to me because I will tell you EVERYTHING about her. So let me get down to the basics.

1) She talks a lot. (Sometimes way too much for her own good.)

2) She is hilarious. She be saying some funny stuff.

3) She has a demon dog named Harpo. I am not very fond of him.

4) She is black. Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else at the moment.

5) She is super smart. Smart as me and I am three years older than her.

Other than that she is not very important. She is a normal person just like everyone else. I just sinned. That was a lie. She is far from normal. I am pretty sure she is an extra-terrestrial from an unknown planet. Or just a narwhal. We are obsessed with narwhals. 

But that's all you need to know about Hailey. I am really her sister's friend, but her sister isn't into anything that involves reading sentences longer than three words. That was mean, just kidding. I love her and her sister to death. And hopefully they love me too.

And since I am terrible with conclusions, I will write a really crappy one. In this conclusion, it will involve me saying good-bye. Good-bye.