Hailey torres

...someone love me please...

When you have no friends.....so you feel alone and unloved

Ndjdjcbfkdkbdjehdksjdb I need Jesus jisbdnfodnbdjenf kkfjfkrjfhff

The lotion is for your hands and face! I can hear it from my office!

I'm making copies. Move, I'm gay!

Ohh, that was my last Pamper. *man behind him turns around, confused*

Donald trump's wife: How you get this coffee to taste like monkey piss?
          
          Donald Trump: I used your panties as a goddamn filter!

Me: I'll run as much as I want to! Runnin' is a great way to clear up last night's bad choices. I had cheesecake! I'm just lovin' life—" *crashes into tent* 
          
          Stranger: Help! I'm under attack by a lesbian

Zis Gatorade is expired! Dude, that's barbicide. I don't understand zat word und therefore it is meaningless.
          
          

TELL ME WHERE MY SON IS RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SUCK YOUR GODDAMN DICK!