Have you ever looked at a snowman and thought, "You know what? That's a SEXY snowman! To be honest, I'd smash."
But then your vision starts to blur, and the world around you changes. A few minutes later, you wake up to a snowman next to you in your bed. One problem though...

The snowman is melted, and now you're going to jail for 1st-degree murder. You wouldn't be in this situation if you hadn't smashed that snowman that night. With a mace. And some fire.