Hairy_Waffles_1127

Every papercut is a tree's way of getting revenge.

There are four cows in a field: One mother and her three calves.
          
          Calf 1: Momma, why did you name me Rose?
          
          Mother: Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.
          
          Calf 2: Momma, why did you name me Daisy?
          
          Mother: Because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
          
          Calf 3: MMMOOOOOOUUUUUAAAAGGGHHHHH
          
          Mother: Shut up, cinderblock.

Does anyone else ever have the temptation to scream "Troll! In the dungeons!" At the top of their lungs in a crowded room? Or is it just me?

Hey! Love the name lol!

"Did you just fall?"
          "I attacked the floor!"
          "Backwards?"
          "I'm freaking talented!"