Daily Headcanon Dose #28
Scotland's father is known as Caledonia or Pictland, whatever you want to call him, for sure he's more known as the former compared to the latter.
Though, when it comes to his human name, he goes by several names. Caledonia had named himself Craig before the birth of Scotland and the adoption of all 7 of Scotland's siblings, and that name stuck until his death. Scotland's older brother, Fortriu, also shared the same name, so technically he was Craig MacCraig.
But, all 8 children of Caledonia decided that in order to differentiate him from Fortriu (because they didn't like calling him MacCraig), they'd start referring to Caledonia as Ùisdean rather than Craig.
But another variable of a name came up. For some odd reason or misunderstanding, the 'Germans', as Scotland refers to (it was the Heptarchy Kingdoms, specifically Wessex aka England), started calling Caledonia as Callum. Scotland kept asking England why she called him that, but England never gave an answer rather than saying "I think if fits him", which pissed Scotland off because he didn't like the answer.
How many different names is that already, 5? Well, there's more.
Peter. Well, it was more Petra, but that was what Roman Empire calls Caledonia. Now, the one who uses that name is Italy, using Pietro rather than the English version.
Another one, Alibhe, is used by both Northern Ireland and Ireland to refer to both Caledonia and Scotland, they use Alibhe Sr. and Alibhe Jr. in order to distinguish the two. Unlike Callum and Pietro, Scotland quite likes this one.
Wales calls Caledonia 'Rocky'. Scotland considers this as a betrayal of the highest order.