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Remarks i think are funny:
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Without geography, you're nowhere.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. (same here XD)
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit. (my favorite)
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
God's last name is not "Dammit."
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
A line is a dot that went for a walk. (makes sense)
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but REPOST this if you're that 1% with a heart.
- Peace River, Alberta
- JoinedMarch 16, 2012
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