Hi! 


I write fanfic (really badly, but I do!) and you probably shouldn't read it! (This is how reverse psychology works, right?)

Anyway, I'm a weeb (and proud) and am part of many fan groups (Japanese and Western) and what I'm into changes once every week or so (sometimes shorter/longer, depending on how long it takes me to finish the series). I almost never finish books due to this, and my updating schedule is more out of whack than my sleep schedule. Anime is my only lifeline at the moment.

I'm also very British, and very bloody patriotic.

Ships:
Harmione (Harry and Hermione - Harry Potter)
Linny (Luna and Ginny - Harry Potter)
Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth - Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus)
Solangelo (Will Solace and Nico Di Angelo - Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus)
Karmasiga (Karma and Nagisa - Assassination Classroom)

Have a bloody biscuit. Just don't ask whose blood it is. (You'll probably find them in the basement though (I don't even have a basement))
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Ham940 Ham940 Feb 24, 2021 03:27PM
It is once again that time where I have finished binging an entire series and I am now in desperate need of fanfiction. However, there is a slight problem; there is barely any fanfiction of the speci...
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