Seven little crazy kids chopping up sticks;
One burnt his brother up and then there were six.
Six little crazy kids playing with a hive;
One drowned to death and then there were five.
Five little crazy kids on a cellar door;
One didn't look both ways and then there were four.
Four little crazy kids going out to sea;
One wouldn't say a word and then there were three.
Three little crazy kids walking to the zoo;
One was too reckless and then there were two.
Two little crazy kids sitting in the sun;
One took a bunch of pills and then there was one.
One little crazy kid left all alone;
He cried himself to sleep and then had to go home.