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Storytime!! I went to the store today because I needed some snacks and whatever. I grabbed like $20 worth of shit cause I was hungryyyyyy. Anyways, I got in line behind a lady with a shit ton of groceries. I wasn't in a rush or anything, so I just stayed there. The lady looked at me and smiled and I was like "such a sweet lady ;D" So then she got her groceries all bagged and she left. I went up and put my snacks on the conveyor belt and pulled out a SLICK $20 bill. Nice and crisp. Anyways, the cashier scanned my items and said "Your total is $230.81" and I was what the actual FUCK?! I told her she had a mistake cause I am nowhere near $200 with my shit. The cashier was like "Oh the sweet lady in front of you said you offered to pay for her groceries. That's so sweet of you!" By this point I'm realllll pissed off. I tell the cashier that I never said that and she needed call her manager. I looked out the window and saw THE FUCKING LADY putting her STOLEN groceries in her car. I bolt outside and yell that she needed to stop what she was doing. She saw me and tried to run to her car, but I was already by her. She managed to get her door open but I grabbed her leg and started pulling it..... Just like I'm pulling yours. This shit NEVER happened ;)