Hamiltrashcat
So yes, I'm alive. And I've published a tell all about my exploits.
Hamiltrashcat
cho_2004
(When Mandy, Michael, and Cho were in Algebra class in middle school)
Teacher: Okay, kids, remember, it's...
All, to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel": (singing) x=-b±√b^2-4ac, all over 2a!
Michael, under his breath: (singing) Pop goes the weasel...
Teacher: Very good, this song will help you remember the quadratic formula on the test!
(Timeskip to test day)
Cho: (singing, in her head) ± the √ of...
Mandy: (singing, also in her head) b^2-4ac...
Michael: (singing, in his head) Pop goes the weasel!
Michael: (thinking) Wait, that's not it! Ugh...what was the ending?! (attempting to remember it again) b^2-4ac...POP- Augh! I can only think of the original! (smacking head) GET OUT OF HERE, WEASEL!
Hamiltrashcat
Sup fuckers, I'm still alive somehow and now I can drink MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
cho_2004
Henry: Oscar just lost his seat in the Senate
June: Sometimes that’s how it goes
Henry: Alex’s gonna find out any minute.
Alex, from the other room: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Cue swearing and glass breaking, etc.)
June:…..I’m sure he already knows!
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(Nick is home from getting knee surgery because of an injury and is in crutches)
Charlie: There he is!
Imogen: (loudly and over enunciated) Nicholas, it’s Imogen, you’re gonna get through this.
Nick: (also loudly) IMOGEN I HAD KNEE SURGERY, STOP SHOUTING, I’M A JOCK.
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This is so cursed, I'm sorry but I had to
(June has Mario Party Superstars for the Switch pulled up on the TV after having invited Alex and Henry over to play it. Suddenly, just as she thought they were about to ditch her, they come in the room dressed as Mario (Alex) and Luigi (Henry) with drinks and solo cups in their hands)
June: Oh my God-
Alex: IT’S-A ME THE MARIO!
Henry: Let’s-a get-a fucking wasted!
June: That’s NOT what I meant and you guys know this!
Henry: I GOT THE MUSHROOMS!
Alex: WAAAAA-
Hamiltrashcat
DECEMBER 24TH 9PM EST
cho_2004
Maisie: It’s MY palace, IT’S MINE-
Ben: No, this is no longer Maisie’s palace, this shall henceforth be known as Ben’s Mojo Dojo Casa House
cho_2004
(I had to do this lmao)
Henry: (singing, coming in the room) Sorry it took me so-
Alex: (singing) Ooh, Hen! You′ll never believe what happened
Henry: No, I know.
Alex: (singing) There's a musical curse over DC
Henry: Yeah, I know.
Alex: (singing) And you'll never believe who did it
Henry: Jeff Richards?
Alex: Yeah, Richards!
Henry: Yeah, I know.
Alex: (singing) Ooh, Hen! You′ll never believe how he did it!
Henry: The speakers.
Alex: (singing) He took control of the speakers
Henry: Yeah, I know.
Alex and Henry: And then put out a weird kind of frequency and now we have to sing.
Henry: Alex!
Alex: Yeah...?
Henry: (singing)...thanks for filling me in!
Alex: Sure!
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June: Are there bears in these woods?
Oscar: Yeah!
June: So what happens when we see a bear?
Alex: Me and dad already planned for that.
Oscar: We use the buddy method. We throw the buddy, at the bear, and we run.
(Oscar then throws an arm around June’s shoulder)
Oscar: Don’t worry about it, buddy!
June, realizing the implication:....