🇵🇷 Mandy 🏳️‍🌈

Hi

May: You ready to head to the party? 
          
          Francois: Yes, but remember the little signal that we worked out for when I would like to, you know, go.
          
          (At the party)
          
          Francois (through a megaphone): I would like to go now. I would like to get the fuck out of here. 
          
          (May excuses themself and tiptoes toward him)
          
          Francois:...I'm going to meet you at the carriage.

(Michael is just coming out from an early dinner when he gets a phone call. It’s the stage manager at the Sondheim)
          
          
          Michael: Hello?
          
          
          S.M.: Hey, Michael, I know this is very last minute but we’re stretched out with our swings and I was wondering if you could come in as Shakespeare tonight?

So yes, I'm alive. And I've published a tell all about my exploits.

(When Mandy, Michael, and Cho were in Algebra class in middle school)
          
          Teacher: Okay, kids, remember, it's...
          
          All, to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel": (singing) x=-b±√b^2-4ac, all over 2a!
          
          Michael, under his breath: (singing) Pop goes the weasel...
          
          Teacher: Very good, this song will help you remember the quadratic formula on the test!
          
          (Timeskip to test day)
          
          Cho: (singing, in her head) ± the √ of...
          
          Mandy: (singing, also in her head) b^2-4ac...
          
          Michael: (singing, in his head) Pop goes the weasel!
          
          Michael: (thinking) Wait, that's not it! Ugh...what was the ending?! (attempting to remember it again) b^2-4ac...POP- Augh! I can only think of the original! (smacking head) GET OUT OF HERE, WEASEL!

Sup fuckers, I'm still alive somehow and now I can drink MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Henry: Oscar just lost his seat in the Senate
          
          June: Sometimes that’s how it goes
          
          Henry: Alex’s gonna find out any minute.
          
          Alex, from the other room: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
          
          (Cue swearing and glass breaking, etc.)
          
          June:…..I’m sure he already knows!

(Nick is home from getting knee surgery because of an injury and is in crutches)
          
          Charlie: There he is!
          
          Imogen: (loudly and over enunciated) Nicholas, it’s Imogen, you’re gonna get through this.
          
          Nick: (also loudly) IMOGEN I HAD KNEE SURGERY, STOP SHOUTING, I’M A JOCK.

This is so cursed, I'm sorry but I had to
          
          (June has Mario Party Superstars for the Switch pulled up on the TV after having invited Alex and Henry over to play it. Suddenly, just as she thought they were about to ditch her, they come in the room dressed as Mario (Alex) and Luigi (Henry) with drinks and solo cups in their hands)
          
          June: Oh my God-
          
          Alex: IT’S-A ME THE MARIO!
          
          Henry: Let’s-a get-a fucking wasted!
          
          June: That’s NOT what I meant and you guys know this!
          
          Henry: I GOT THE MUSHROOMS!
          
          Alex: WAAAAA-

DECEMBER 24TH 9PM EST