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Henry: Oscar just lost his seat in the Senate
June: Sometimes that’s how it goes
Henry: Alex’s gonna find out any minute.
Alex, from the other room: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Cue swearing and glass breaking, etc.)
June:…..I’m sure he already knows!
(Nick is home from getting knee surgery because of an injury and is in crutches)
Charlie: There he is!
Imogen: (loudly and over enunciated) Nicholas, it’s Imogen, you’re gonna get through this.
Nick: (also loudly) IMOGEN I HAD KNEE SURGERY, STOP SHOUTING, I’M A JOCK.
This is so cursed, I'm sorry but I had to
(June has Mario Party Superstars for the Switch pulled up on the TV after having invited Alex and Henry over to play it. Suddenly, just as she thought they were about to ditch her, they come in the room dressed as Mario (Alex) and Luigi (Henry) with drinks and solo cups in their hands)
June: Oh my God-
Alex: IT’S-A ME THE MARIO!
Henry: Let’s-a get-a fucking wasted!
June: That’s NOT what I meant and you guys know this!
Henry: I GOT THE MUSHROOMS!
Alex: WAAAAA-
DECEMBER 24TH 9PM EST
Maisie: It’s MY palace, IT’S MINE-
Ben: No, this is no longer Maisie’s palace, this shall henceforth be known as Ben’s Mojo Dojo Casa House
(I had to do this lmao)
Henry: (singing, coming in the room) Sorry it took me so-
Alex: (singing) Ooh, Hen! You′ll never believe what happened
Henry: No, I know.
Alex: (singing) There's a musical curse over DC
Henry: Yeah, I know.
Alex: (singing) And you'll never believe who did it
Henry: Jeff Richards?
Alex: Yeah, Richards!
Henry: Yeah, I know.
Alex: (singing) Ooh, Hen! You′ll never believe how he did it!
Henry: The speakers.
Alex: (singing) He took control of the speakers
Henry: Yeah, I know.
Alex and Henry: And then put out a weird kind of frequency and now we have to sing.
Henry: Alex!
Alex: Yeah...?
Henry: (singing)...thanks for filling me in!
Alex: Sure!
June: Are there bears in these woods?
Oscar: Yeah!
June: So what happens when we see a bear?
Alex: Me and dad already planned for that.
Oscar: We use the buddy method. We throw the buddy, at the bear, and we run.
(Oscar then throws an arm around June’s shoulder)
Oscar: Don’t worry about it, buddy!
June, realizing the implication:....
Based on a SaucyTV short video:
Alex: (to Henry) Okay, stick to the plan.
(Henry opens the White House door)
Alex: Hey!
Oscar: Hey! Where were you guys?
Alex: Dinner!
Henry: (at the same time) Movies!
Alex: Dinner and a movie. I’m gonna go shower, all right?
Ellen: What movie did you see?
Alex: “Gladiator”! Let’s go!
Henry: (At the same time) We saw “Wicked”!
Alex: COME ON!
Oscar: Wicked?
Ellen: Aww! Good for you for challenging the norm!
Oscar:…It’s kinda like defying gravity!
(Ellen stares at her husband)
Oscar:…”Wicked”’s been on Broadway for decades! Leave me alone! Go shower!
When I said I wanted to go back to the days of 2017 I didn't mean like THIS
Alex: Mom, I have a date in the city, can I PLEASE take the White House limo?
Ellen: Sure…when pigs fly.
(Alex has a mischievous grin. Later, Ellen walks into the Oval Office to see one of those flying pig physics toys flying around and a whiteboard on the desk with the words “Thanks, mom!” written on it along with a drawing of a car/limo. Ellen realizes that the limo is missing)
Ellen: The Limo!