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Me: *squeals* OHEMMGEE!!! IT'S HAN!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
Han: O_____o who ARE you!? And what are you doing in my house?
Me: I love you!! Can you like please be my best friend and look at my book? It's in my profile.
Han: *shrugs* Sure I guess. But we have some rules to go over! 1: Haul ass like a boss for the rest of your life. 2: Get the boys in check!
Me: Yes, your majestic Hogwarted hauling ass queen!!! Now, gimme a hug! Please!!
Han: *laughs and hugs* Okay! Now, out! I have to get to Liam"s house before he leaves to New York! Bye Kemenah!
PLEASE BE MY BEST FRIEND!!!!