Handcuffs_and_Iguana

AAAAAAAGH I'M FINALLY DATING AFTER AN YEAR OF YEARNING LESSSSGOOOOOO

fxre_heart

@Handcuffs_and_Iguana AHHHHHHH IK IT WOULD HAPPEN
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aidenacharyya

@Handcuffs_and_Iguana YAYAYAYAYAAYYAY
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Handcuffs_and_Iguana

just listened to hadestown and i'm never recovering emotionally
          
          la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Handcuffs_and_Iguana

@waermedesherzen I'M COMINGGGGGGG (that's what she said) (i'm sorry i'm trying to cope)
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waermedesherzen

@Handcuffs_and_Iguana  AND WE ARE NOT ALOOONEE, I HEAR THE ROCKS AND STOONNEEES, ECHOING OUR SOOONNNGG
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Handcuffs_and_Iguana

@JJs__lover AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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-dxvid-kushnxr-

hi hi hi here's a warning, I'm annoying!! also do you have any other socials? just curious!

-dxvid-kushnxr-

@Handcuffs_and_Iguana OKAYY GG SAY HII :) MY NAMES STORM BTW
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Handcuffs_and_Iguana

@-dxvid-kushnxr- HUSH I'M MORE ANNOYING THAN YOU ARE
            ALSO I DOOO
            MY INSTA IS bugs.n.bxttrflies AND DISCORD IS astha28111
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Handcuffs_and_Iguana

Y'ALL I'M BORED

Handcuffs_and_Iguana

@-dxvid-kushnxr- YAYAYYAYYY
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-dxvid-kushnxr-

@Handcuffs_and_Iguana LMAOO YES OFC >//<
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Handcuffs_and_Iguana

@-dxvid-kushnxr- ARCANE AND PERCY JACKSON??? CAN WE BE FRIENDS OMG
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Handcuffs_and_Iguana

AT THE FARMER'S MARKET WITH MY SO CALLED GIRLFRIEND
          SHE HANDS ME HER CELLPHONE
          SAYS IT'S MY DAD
          
          MAAAAN THIS AIN'T MY DAD
          THIS IS A CELLPHONE
          I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
          
          DFRCGTYHUI9U8YTYRDTESDXCVBHJUYTRDSX VBNJHUY
          ME WHEN I'M TWEAKING AND WANT 503 OTHER PPL KNOWING I'M TWEAKING

Handcuffs_and_Iguana

@aroace_directioner it iss
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aroace_directioner

Song or?
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aroace_directioner

@Handcuffs_and_Iguana if it was you you'd say "it's your mum" calling from your phone
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InkstheticBookworm

OMGS IT’S BEEN TOO LONG
          how are you? <33

Handcuffs_and_Iguana

@InkstheticBookworm noooo that sucks
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InkstheticBookworm

@Handcuffs_and_Iguana oh my gods hiiii
            I’m sorry ur sick, get well soon loveee <33
            And same bro it’s legit the end of the year and my teachers are STILL giving me formative work ToT
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Handcuffs_and_Iguana

@InkstheticBookworm OMG IKR??? i'm so sick and honestly pooped, what with the mountain of school work. wbuu ml?
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JuiceyBerries

so.... uh- hi? ;-;

Handcuffs_and_Iguana

@JuiceyBerries oh? Lex is fine. I am too. Be back soon.
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JuiceyBerries

@Handcuffs_and_Iguana 
            aloha, Iguana~ ( ￣▽￣)
            
            now before we begin to start gently and cutely butchering me for disappearing. 
            ☆ hope u doing well :^
            ☆ how's bee doing? U guys are finally together. Finally. the tension was so thick between u guys (*^。^*)
            ☆ uhhh idk if im gonna be back for a while. 
            UnU✨️
            
            *tweaks and disappears* for now ;-)
            *ghost noises* also u could've asked Marley to keep u posted abt me ToT
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Handcuffs_and_Iguana

this message may be offensive 
@JuiceyBerries HOLY SHIT I WAS TALKING ABT YOU AFTER SO LONG AND NOW YOU'RE HERE LIKE WHAT
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