HanksPissKink

i need to pee

bro i cant take people seriously w a gacha pfp. if you have a gacha pfp i will automatically assume you’re under 7

GET OFF MY ACCOUNT 

dawg i did that one chip challenge at school today and that shit was not spicy 

nah he gotta be pregnant 

if i was robbing ur house would you let me in ?

i’m gonna need murch fan fics bro. i can not contain myself. HE HAD AN INSANE GLOW UP. 

OMG THE SPLATOON 3 DIRECT WAS SO GOOD IM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY RN I CANT WAIT 

I FUCKING HATE REC ROOM AND THOSE FUCKING EDGY SEXIST 15 YEAR OLDS WHO THINK THEYRE SO FUNNY AND ARE SO COOL LIKE FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF BUT BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF LEARN SOME SELF RESPECT LIKE JESUS CHRIST YOUR NOT FUNNY FOR CALLING ME A WHORE YOUR NOT COOL BECAUSE YOUR TALL OR BECAUSE YOUR RASICT OR BECAUSE YOUR VOICE IS DEEP I CAN GARANTIE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT HOW THE FUCK YOU ACT NOBODY CARES HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT THE GAME. best part? i’ve only been playing for 3 days and literally every lobby i’ve join is just filled with ignorant assholes who think they’re the main character. in conclusion if your anything like what i just said in the previous sentence please c0mít i can assure you no one will miss you

i just found out that people still say “slay.” i’m at my wissend