HIII BITCHES 🥰

So here's the deal: I'm a 15-year-old mess, living proof that life sucks, and true love is nothing but a cruel joke. But, honestly? My one true love? HOT ASS BOYS (and by boys, I mean MEN) ON WATTPAD. 💅🏼

When I say Wattpad has changed my entire life, I mean it-it's gone from me wanting to end it all because of real-life nonsense, to me wanting to end it all because some fictional character decided to make the stupidest, most infuriating decision EVER. So yeah, huge improvement, right? 💀

Also, let me just say, if you speak fluent sarcasm, we are officially besties. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you get the art of being miserable but still way too entertained by life's absurdities, then you get me. And trust me, I get you.

BTW, I'm on a serious book hunt, so if you've got any killer recommendations, HAND 'EM OVER! Don't make me beg-just hit me with your best and juiciest stuff, 'cause I'm ready to dive into some epic reads and drama. Let's go, bitch, I know you've got the goods!

Now, if you need me, I'll be over here crying over fictional drama and living my best mood-until the next hot guy with emotional baggage shows up in my book feed. 😎📚

ANYWHO, LOVE YOU ALL MY SMUT LOVING WHORES😘😘