"You may know I have another book called 'ways to get kicked out of Hogwarts or wind people up' and they have the list of characters there. I will copy them here but leave that book as well so never fear! So our first unfortunate is my dad, Severus Snape! Enjoy!
Also just to let you know I am from and live in England so I tend to use English words, but for you Americans I have put in brackets what you would say instead of us Tea drinkers ;)
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Before you start: Please ensure that you are not hyper on butterbear, firewhisky e.t.c or have just been dancing randomly to the weird sisters before attempting to do ANY of these things. It could lead to servere injury. Also at any point that you think there is no tomorrow blame it on me, because when dad finds out he won't care if it was me ;) ENJOY YOUR BOTHERING SNAPE!
1: Call him a bat
2: Give him hugs
3: Tell him how much you love him
4: Write love letters to him...
5: From Lucius
6: Pretend to die on the floor...
7: Make him carry you to the hospital wing
8: Follow him around
9: Handcuff him to you
10: Call him 'Sevykins'
11: Ask him if he is best buddies with Voldie
12: Ask him if he babysits Nagini
13: Squeal 'Sevykins' every time you see him
14: Faint in class and get one of your best friends to say to him: 'Oh sir! My friend can't wake up until you kiss her! She's like sleeping beauty!'
15: Make him brew love potion then snatch it from him and drink it
16: Make him recite: 'Bewitch the mind ensnare the senses, bottle fame, brew glory even put a stopper in death' and mouth the words lovingly
17: Create a fan club for him...
18: And have the members wear a t-shirt with his face on it with hearts around it...
19: Then get the fan members to follow him around and sit next to him in lessons...
20: When he asks whom started it, blame it on Draco Malfoy
21: Throw a hug a Snape day
22: Give him load..." http://wattpad.com/story/624679
