Reasons to ship Jace x Alec:

"Where's Jace and Alec?" "Oh, they're in the weapons room."
"Alec and Jace had important business in the weapons room"
"Come on Alec!" Jace cried. "To the weapons room!"

Literally no one can spend that much time actually looking for weapons...
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Proof that Tessa Gray is the most badass rebel ever

1. Demons and Shadowhunters can't have children!!
"Sorry"
2. Girls can't have sex before they're married!!
"Oh no"
3. Shadowhunters can't marry Downworlders!!
"My Bad"
4. Warlocks can't have children!!
"Oops"
5. YOU CAN'T END UP WITH BOTH OF THEM!!
"Watch me"

^^ My life goals
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Books by Rick Riordan

1. Annabeth Chase and where is the Lightning Bolt
2. Annabeth Chase and where is Grover
3. Annabeth Chase and where am I
4. Annabeth Chase and where is Daedalus
5. Annabeth Chase and where is Luke

6. Annabeth Chase and where is my boyfriend
7. Annabeth Chase and where is my POV
8. Annabeth Chase and where is my mother
9. Annabeth Chase and where is the exit
10. Annabeth Chase and where is Gaia

also

11. Annabeth Chase and where is my cousin
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The Garde in maths class is literally me

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what 7+8 is?
Ella: NAVRINA
Teacher: ... that's not a number. What's 5+7?
Marina: An icicle in five's eye
Teacher: No, what's wrong with you people? What's 5+9?
Nine: ... what sort of twisted class is this?
Teacher: THAT'S IT I QUIT
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Parent troubles with Percy Jackson

Zeus to Thalia: Well... I guess you can live...
Athena to Annabeth: You have failed me
Hermes to Luke: ..........
Hades to Nico: I prefer Bianca
Poseidon to Percy: YO MAH MAN HOW ARE THINGS WITH SAVING THE WORLD HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE OH BTW SERIOUS STUFF IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN SO BRACE YOURSELF HAHAHA OKAY TTYL BYEEEE
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