honesty is key, so here's some honesty . . .

× blackbear is cool. you don't know who he is? well, i don't know who you is! no really, i might not know who you are.

× chocolate is medicine. it's not? are you a doctor? didn't think so!

× some people are pure *poop emoji*

× i'm married. yes, congratulations to me, thanks. my husband is dylan o'brien. okay, maybe that's not entirely true. but i wish i was.

× my birthday is on the 5th october (this was made on the 21st october, so yeah, you missed it and now all y'all owe me data!)

× i'm south african with a spanish accent. ha, i wish i sounded that sexy. i am south african though and i ride an elephant to school. i'm joking i don't.

× i laugh in horror movies . . . cruel i know

× i follow all my followers back. check if you don't believe me. did you just check? oh my soul the amount of faith you have in me!

× i love people who hate me, because they be following me thinking they're annoying me or making me mad but that's not what other people see. all them haters making me look as popular as justin bieber.

× you probably contemplating if any of this is true, well half of it is . . . most of it is.

× if you breathe you'd totally follow me. why you not following me? is you dead?

× i'm so fucking weird it's not funny.

well, this thing has the limit of 2000 stuffs and i guess that's about all i can say.