Boink Badoink

ah hurr lads wha?

I done did a fart, and it was LONG AND SHARP, like a katana blade from Japan or mainland Russia

Listen, lads. I know you all want a Phil's bridge part 2. It's not coming! I simply ran out of words. I'm using up the last of the words that I have to write this very sentence! I have no words left, soz BOO!