I'm Harry James Potter! I went to school at Hogwarts with my friends Ron and Hermione. I didn't finish school due to Lord Volde- or wait He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. Or Voldemort. My wife is my best friend's sister. Her name is Ginny. She is beautiful be in my movie life... let's just stick to my book life. 
-HarryJamesPotter