You Are Now Reading My Bio. You are officially the coolest kid alive c;

so uhm, hello there stalker...

I suck at introductions so I keep changing my bio once in a while.  I'm a Malik, btw. For reals, cast system.  Be jelly. Hehehuhu

                                     ¤Aleezeh + Harry = Alerry 
                                                          » 57 shippers«¤

Im sorry we can't be friends cause im a druggie and your parents will hate me forever.
Im taken #sorrynotsorry
I met One Direction
I performed at MSG last year -- Dem feels tho
I dont have a single sarcastic bone in my body
Im not nice
I have tattoos 
I hate nutella
I hate this world, y em I even alive? Ugh
Stay away from me.
.....Also I suck at lying^ (everything written in the above para is a lie)

On a more truthful note ~ I love making friends, so feel free to open up to me. Im always high and im not even kidding. Bookworm. I can make your day by doing stupid things -- im very talented.  I love people who are funny. Green eyes are my weakness. I love dogs like my brother -- jk I just love dogs. Tumblr fo' life homie. I'm vertically challenged -- 5'5. I dont drink or smoke -- im your mofo grandma. I only get cuddled with at night and my body has several love bites -- mosquito's. I love jokes and chocolates and movies and Harry Styles. If we have anything in common come to me human we shall start a club.i have a secret journal. My cusses are super cute and I dont know how to love also I hate cliches, I make new cliches.