Please just FOOK me, Harry. 
I'M WEIRD SO JUST ZAYN RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU ZAYN AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

Harry is my husband. 
Louis is my boyfriend. 
Niall is my babe. 
Liam is my DADDY!! 
Zayn is my other babe.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one. - Me 

Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth? - Me

I'd slap you but I don't want to make your face look any better. - Me

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real. - Harry Styles

Truth is, I don't mind getting a black eye, or a broken arm for my girl, as long as she's there to kiss it AFTER. - Harry Styles

Swallow your fears, wipe off your tears, let go of your darkest years. Chin up. Smile. Walk away. - Harry Styles

A dream is only a dream, until you decide to make it real. - Harry Styles

If you want to do something, go for it. You've got nothing to lose. - Louis Tomlinson

Remember people, you may not be plastic but you are fantastic. - Louis Tomlinson

I'm the type of guy who can fall in love with any girl because I love with my heart, not my eyes. - Niall Horan

Being single doesn't mean you're weak. It means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve. - Niall Horan

I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least I'm not doing anything illegal. - Niall Horan

The worst thing a boy can do to a girl is ignore her while she's loving you with all her heart. - Liam Payne

Dreams are like stars. You may never touch them, but if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny. - Liam Payne

The strongest people aren't always the people who win, but the people who don't give up when they lose. - Liam Payne

Don't call a girl a flirt when she's just being nice. Don't call a girl obsessed when she's just in love. - Zayn Malik

Just because you don't have a prince doesn't mean you aren't a princess. - Zayn Malik

Btw I love Kpop and if you judge me, I'll kìll you.