Haru Akagi

New book comin soon 

I’ll post chap three after my exams r over ;) pinkie promise

Where do you learn to make a banana split? 
          
          -Sundae school. 
          
          HUE HUE HUE HUE. 

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? 
          
          “Where’s Pop Corn?”
          
          HUK HUK

Where do fruits go on vacation? 
          
          PEAR-is!

How does the moon cut its hair? 
          
          
          Eclipse it.
          
          *Jin’s windshield wiper laugh here*

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
          
          
          …I don’t know y-
          
          
          HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the ocean say to the shore?
          
          NOTHING. IT JUST WAVED. 
          
          HUK HUK HUK

WHAT DID THR JANITOR SAY WHEN HE JUMPED OUT OF THE CLOSET?
          
          SUPPLIES!!!!

Im afraid of the calender. The days are numbered. HUK HUK HUK