"There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter."
[picks up his hat] 
"Which luckily I am." 
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How to Survive in Wonderland-
1.Remain calm while falling.
2.Don't eat or drink anything.
3.Never try to reason with anyone.
4.Try to avoid Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum as much as possible.
5.Don't attend any parties uninvited.
6.Don't talk to flowers.
7.Keep your temper.
8.Don't wander around the forest alone.
9.Always do what the Queen of Hearts says.