I am a human being who likes, not loves, to read. I write as well, although I must say, I'm probably the best writer out there, so it gets boring to me. I enjoy fine wines and the smell of Drain-O. I drive a very cheap car because new cars are so mainstream now. I enjoy the vintage Kia look, circa 2004. My favorite color is Orange but if you ask me in person I will deny it. I am currently looking for a assistant\servant to stack my numerous books, about 20 to be exact, and then restack them in different orders. Please apply within.