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Alright Im here prepare to be disappointed

I’m gonna be so sick tomorrow... My fat ass decided to have a blizzard and a shake in less than an hour... 

I just finished photoshopping a squirrel and Incineroar fighting at the gates of Hell for a school project... 
          
          

Guys, I found out that Pastafarianism is a thing... 

School’s cancelled so I won’t have to struggle to stay awake with 3 hours of sleep. 

I was going to end up writing Chapter 4 a little more lighthearted and silly, but I ended up writing an attempted assault... talk about tonal shift. 

I was just playing Pokémon Black and listening to music on my phone, when I hear “People having sex everywhere” sung by a knockoff Brendon Urie and asked myself what circle of hell I introduced myself to. Turns out, it’s a Spotify condom ad... 

Who’s ready to die on exam week? 

I adore writing about Maddox. He loves being a dramatic and eccentric villain and he’s just so much fun to write about, especially the antics he manages to get himself in. He started as a murderous character with no filter and now he actually has a personality. 

I have a great idea for a short story. Maddox is with his children and everything’s going fine until an evil, giant, fire-breathing Elmo jumps out of their TV.