Hawkie & Nightie

N: *scrolling through instagram,found purple strawberry* GASSPSPSPP its a rare purple strawberry double tap for future luck *double tap*
          
          H: *snort* pfftt u fucking believe that 
          
          both: *lol* 
          
          (fyi Nightie love purple soooo Much) 

N: *is reading a meme text and read it out loud* hey im at ur house with ur sister, shes very good at givinf blowjobs, *reads the next one dramatically* ur doing WHAT with My SISTAH? 
          
          H: *out of nowhere* shes doing blow jobs *blows bubble*
          
          Both: *Lol* 
          

Some stupid things we say 
          
          is currently doing the introductions
          and done and see the results that its too long
          
          H: "oh wow its long"
          
          N: "of course its long, we're two people" 
          
          H: *didnt catch it right* of course we are a people what else are we?  aliens?? 
          
          N: *lol* this is why u need to fix your ears
          
          (P.s hawkie have a really BAD hearings and sight)