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“Billy honestly it’s not that you’ve got a bad name. It’s that you walk around town I’m too tight jeans. They hate that their wives turn and look at you. Just jealousy…” she smoothed out his coat and kissed him softly as she rubbed his sides gently. “You’re a good guy honey…now cmon baby…let’s head downstairs…”
@swimandscoop I think that’s cute, I think I really just want a
“Billy loves his socially inept girlfriend so much, and she loves her big strong guard dog”