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Hey, I know I haven’t posted in a long time, but like, I have this one fan fic where I just sorta inject myself into Dr. Stone and make myself the main character. 
          I got a few chapters already, anyone wanna see? :P 

Dinner was going on as usual at Hogwartz; Students were eating and socializing, professors were discussing and enjoying their meals. 
          
          Dumbledoor, however, still had a full plate. He was in deep thought, and had been for awhile. “Snape…” Dumbledoor said in a questioning tone. “Yes?” Snape replied. “How difficult would it be to make a potion that changes someone’s body to the opposite gender?” Dumbledoor asks. 
          
          Snape, after a few moments of thought replies, “I can not know for certain until I successfully make it, but I would assume it would have similar ingredients to a pollyjuice potion. Why do you ask?” “Well,” Dumbledoor starts, “While most people would be perfectly fine with what they were born with, with the amount of people at this school, it is almost guaranteed that at least one individual doesn’t feel the same as the rest of us. If that is the case, it is likely having a huge negative bearing on their life. We should make sure that no one has that issue.” 
          
          Imagine it. 

“They’re shoving LGBTQ in my and the children’s faces” 
          “There shouldn’t be any gay couples on tv, it’ll confuse the kids/turn them gay”
          
          I dare you to name one famously known couple on a kids show that’s not heterosexual. Not easy is it? Allow me to go for heterosexual relationships. Mini and Mickey Mouse, Daisy and Donald duck, Homer and Marge Simpson, and basically every Disney princess that isn’t single. 
          Also, confused? If anything, the reason they’re confused, is because you suck and are terrible at parenting. 
          
          “Bleh bleh bleh, bible said so, bleh bleh bleh”
          
          One: not everyone is seeing your religion, so therefore, not everyone should follow your rules.
          
          Two: your rules are either one, vastly outdated, or two, very poorly translated, because, they were created around to millennia ago and were passed down from generation‘s. Have you ever played the game telephone? That one where you whisper something in someone’s ear and then they whisper it into the person next person’s ear, and you keep going until you reach the end? It never ended up what you started with, did it? Not to mention translations, which there is an entire channel dedicated to how ridiculous translations get if you do them too many times (Twisted Translations/translator fails BTW)
          
          Three: i’m pretty sure that most or some of you still believe that homosexuality is a mental illness, which in it of itself is crazy, but you also think that they should be eradicated and should/will burn in hell. Did you hear that? You worship a God that punishes people from having a mental illness in your eyes. 

“Biologically speaking, a trans woman isn’t a woman” 
          
          Well you naive fool, financially speaking, protected sex, kissing and cuddling is a complete and utter waste of time. See how we’re both bringing up different view points that don’t really matter? 
          
          “Biologically speaking, homosexuals just shouldn’t exist. Males and females mate, not males and males or females and females” 
          
          Fun fact, humans are the only species that have homophobia, in the wild, when parents have two many eggs or offspring, they usually pick their favorites and then abandon the rest. Then homosexual couples come and take the discarded young and raise them. Both cute and practical, as it keeps the population up. So biologically speaking, homophobia shouldn’t exist. 
          
          “You just haven’t found the right man/woman”(Asexual)
          
          Well, why aren’t you attracted to ostriches? You just haven’t found the right one. See? Also, you’re basically telling a lactose intolerant person or someone who’s allergic to dairy that they just haven’t found the right flavor of ice cream. 
          
          “Just choose one.”(Bi/pan/polysexyal/omnisexual) 
          
          Okay, b*tch, it’s not that easy. Cake or pie, choose one. YouTube or Twitch, choose one. Netflix or Hulu, choose one. Disney or Nickelodeon, choose. Only. One. It’s not that easy is it? What’s so bad about liking more than one thing? 
          
          (Part 1)

Shoutout to everyone that can't see their crush or significant other because of quarantine, I feel your pain ;-;

I bought a nugget plushie

Thank you, I can’t copy it ;-;

Garvity palls

Thank you

I really love your fanfic :'3