Welcome to your new Namgi haven!  

If any of my works get deleted by Wattpad (which they usually do because Shittpad is hypocritical and stupid and ugly and dumb and fat and gross and mean), they'll be reposted on my second account; @haydenpumpkinchan2 

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Don't ask me to update, I am merely a hole for Namgi to use and abuse uwu 

And when I'm not that I'm Agust D's whore, so I'm very busy ♡ 
 
I've said it 777 times; DO NOT ASK ME FOR/ABOUT UPDATES. From now on, I am simply blocking anyone who asks when the next update is. Updates come when they come. Do not say the 'U' word in front of me unless you want to get blocked.

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All my works are available on ao3, under the same username. Feel free to read there so you can enjoy a story without having to pay a greedy, capitalistic, extortionistic sellout company a single cent! 

My dead dove stories are on ao3 on this account: kodi_emri 

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I would love it if you wanted to translate any of my stories!  

HOWEVER 

I will not "go check out" your book. Do not ask me to. Do not self promote your works on my message board. Do not comment on MY books about YOUR books. Self promotion is my biggest pet peeve on this site, and if you do it anywhere near my profile, I will delete the comment and block you. (Also, if your book is so unpopular you have to resort to copy/pasting the same message and link one by one across multiple profiles in order to garner some reads, then the book just simply isn't good.) 

IF YOU PLAGARIZE ANY OF MY WORKS I WILL REPORT THE STOLEN STORY, REPORT AND BLOCK YOUR ACCOUNT AND CALL YOU OUT PUBLICALLY IN MY TEA BOOK 

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@benikru is my bratty sub/attack dog and anyone who messes with her messes with ME 

More importantly, anyone who messes with ME has to deal with HER, and she's way meaner than I am 

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Since Shittpad took away one of the only good features it had, if you want to DM me the only way to do so is my Instagram: @ pumpkin_nyumjewn