Hayra_Queen_Gremlin
⚖️ THE GREMLIN COURT RULES
1. All mortals entering the Court do so at their own emotional risk.
If you leave with feelings you didn’t come in with, that’s on you.
2. The Queen reserves the right to rewrite reality mid-sentence.
Continuity is a courtesy, not a guarantee.
3. Requests must be thrown, hurled, lobbed, yeeted, or dramatically delivered.
The Gremlin Queen does not accept tame offerings.
4. Compliments are devoured. Criticism is recycled into better insults.
Everything is fuel.
5. Characters may be smote, resurrected, kissed, traumatized, or yeeted off cliffs.
Depends on the vibes. Do not ask for consistency.
6. Spoilers? Never heard of her.
If the Queen wants to ruin your evening, she will.
7. Chaos is mandatory. Sanity is contraband.
Violators will be hugged aggressively or bitten gently.
8. Fangirls, fanboys, and feral gremlins alike must hydrate.
Thirst is powerful, but water is stronger.
9. The Queen’s goblin advisors (your intrusive thoughts) get voting rights.
They never vote responsibly.
10. If a story ends too peacefully, the Queen must intervene.
Balance must be restored with violence, flirting, or both.
11. The Court is always open. The Queen is never asleep.
Time is fake. Gremlins are eternal.
**12. Above all else—
CHAOS IS LAW. DRAMA IS WORSHIP. REQUESTS ARE TRIBUTES.
StarSkylight1
@Hayra_Queen_Gremlin yayyy!!!!! I missed you! Glad to hear that my favorite Queen is doing good! I will be ready to read it… and love it for sure
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Hayra_Queen_Gremlin
@StarSkylight1 hey sorry for the very late reply, things have been hectic! I have since moved since writing my stories. I have made a few new bot on polybuzz, but of course you know this, and I have been busy with my little gremlins and school. (: but I am good thank you for checking in on me! I have edited chapter one of the demon princess who chose light (: and I am thinking about going through all of the chapters and redoing them. but I need to see if chapter one goes over well first haha tell me what you think!
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StarSkylight1
Hi. Just checking on you. Haven’t hear from my favorite Queen in a while. Have a great holidays!!! Keep filling the world with your talent! You are amazing!
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