HazardousBanana

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Retiring this acc once and for all
          	Wattpad is shit and I haven't been uploading here anyway cuz I cba but I'm properly stopping now (not deleting the acc or the fics up here but I AM deleting the app)
          	
          	Go read my AO3 shit tho, I'm still writing!! Same user as here!

HazardousBanana

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Retiring this acc once and for all
          Wattpad is shit and I haven't been uploading here anyway cuz I cba but I'm properly stopping now (not deleting the acc or the fics up here but I AM deleting the app)
          
          Go read my AO3 shit tho, I'm still writing!! Same user as here!

DuckyNuggets12-0

Hiya bae why is like 4 corn accounts following me lwk

DuckyNuggets12-0

@HazardousBanana I have it for the memories and also marvel x Percy Jackson crossovers only exist on here for some reason??
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HazardousBanana

wattpad is absolute bumhole now idk why I still have it
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HazardousBanana

My mate got me into watching House and now, despite being only on season two and just barely passing biology in school, I really wanna write House fanfic...
          
          I've already abandoned my 6 chap Hannibal fic for The Boys I don't wanna do it again smh

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I love house sm
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HazardousBanana

God I hate autism sometimes
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HazardousBanana

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How does one make friends as an autistic person with like 3 close friends who have no interests in common with me (meaning they can't introduce me to anyone)
          
          Cuz MAN I JUST WANNA TALK ABT MY INTERESTS WITHOUT GODDAMN GHOSTY DUCKYNUGGETS12 SAYING THEY'RE BORING AND/OR SHIT!!!!

DuckyNuggets12-0

@HazardousBanana brother I’m literally trying to help u but either u just don’t want help or ur whiny .
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HazardousBanana

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(I'm having a crisis about my Hannibal fic when I literally have exams this Friday and should definitely be worrying about those instead of some gay fucking fanfiction)
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HazardousBanana

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How the fuck do people write murder mysteries 
          Like how do writers come up with these insane clues and anagrams and shit (ESPECIALLY ANAGRAMS THEYRE SO HARD TO MAKE) 
          
          Like Arthur Conan Doyle please fucking possess me and write all the clues for me WHY IS IT SO HARD?!?!?!???!!!

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LITERALLY
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HazardousBanana

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Like fucking SotL
            Louis Friend is an anagram of iron sulfide which is fools gold
            HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THAT?????
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HazardousBanana

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Watched Polar the other day and holy shit is that a terrible movie 
          
          Worth it for eyepatch Mads and Matt Lucas with insane Guy Fieri ass hair tho (+the cabin scene goddamn)
          
          Nothing Camille said sounded human tho why did all her lines sound like a robot 
          Like her whole lore dump sounded so inhuman nobody talks like that bro
          (Plus her whole lore in general was so ass like it felt so out of place and just shoved in there last minute to make the film have an actual ending)

HazardousBanana

Rest in peace Rusty by the way goddamn bro didn't last five minutes
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HazardousBanana

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Also Charlie Countryman and Adam cuz I'm tisming about Mads and Hugh now and Adam was fucking ass but my dad got so invested halfway thru cuz his fav films r cheesy ass romances
            If there's one thing Hugh Dancy can do it's play an autistic (ASS BURGERS!) character tho goddamn
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Currently reading Silence of the Lambs after watching the film a couple days ago and Jesus Christ the transphobia is insane "he believes he's transsexual but he isn't" WDYM BY THAT DR LECTER????
          
          Anyway I'm getting revenge and writing 100% authentically trans Buffalo Bill in Ambrosia
          Idk if it's representation or if it kinda goes against by making the trans char a mentally ill murderous skin suit maker but idc cuz I surely cannot do worse than that book does

Some_person_overhere

@HazardousBanana yea lmao
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HazardousBanana

@Some_person_overhere I get that
            I mean at the time it was probably rly progressive lmao
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Some_person_overhere

@HazardousBanana yeah but making her trans would remove the reason of her killing, so if u make her trans ig find a way to still make her a murdered ig. But also the book and movie was made in a rime where ppl didn't rlly get trans ppl and I don't think they tried to make trans ppl look bad but you can't rlly so anything with a trans serial killer without ppl freaking out bc they're trans
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