I write fanfiction, an occasional original or two. I rarely finish my stories - if I'm passionate about it, I update often. I might finish one someday, but not right now. Going through a rough patch. I need something to happen to me - inspire me. Nothing at the moment.
I am a student, and I am a teacher. Fluent in sarcasm, practiced in doubt, bountiful in humour, inflicted with fatal self-righteousness. Try me.

Post-Script: Any sumbitch that questions my logic gets their ass fried in BBQ sauce :)

(i'm actually not as much of a jerk as i seem to be. maybe.)