Welcome to the profile of a really bad writer! How may I assist you? If you require some information about me for whatever reason, know that I am infinitesimally insignificant and there's no reason for you to give half a fiddlestick anyway! Yay! 

Moving on to the part of the About Me section where I don't seem like I hate  myself (although I do):

-I'm 18.
-I love memes. All of them. No, wait, I just remembered Damn Daniel. Nevermind. Not all of them. (Pepe <3)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
-Fandoms: Black Mirror, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Outlander, Key and Peele, South Park, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Dr Who, Several k-dramas (No, not Boys Over Flowers...ugh) etc.
-Music: MR SUICIDE SHEEP!!! But, everything. I tried metal but I didn't like it though. Everything except metal, then. I like ambient music a lot too. Rap is also one of my favourite genres and Kendrick Lamar and J. Cole are my favourites. 
-Favourite Philosopher: Alan Watts (listen to any of his talks for instant inspiration and mind-blowery). 
-Favourite colour: Wow, what an interesting little item. "Favourite colour." I don't know why I wrote it but I did so I'll just go with it now: Any shade of purple is lit. 
-Favourite book on Wattpad: There's a lot of bad stuff on Wattpad, and I hate to admit I have gone to the dark side. And by dark side I mean: "The Bad Boy and his hair," "The Bad Boy and his teddy bear," "The Bad Boy and his cookie," "The Bad Boy and his banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)." I'm just f*cking around, I don't even know if those are actual books but they likely are pretty bad. But, my favourite books are Thirteen Seconds to Midnight, Chasing Red, The Good Girl's Bad Boys (I know I just made fun of bad boy books, but I SWEAR THIS ONE IS THE BEST BOOK IN EXISTENCE. IT'S HILARIOUS AND PERFECT IN EVERY WAY) etc.
-Worst Book on Wattpad: MY OWN HAHA*sobs internally*. Nah, I'm kidding (?)

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