Hazelfraser25

*rant incoming* just realized that when i first got on this app (as a sweet summer child) i almost immediately was followed by this one person. so of course i followed them back! and then i saw they had a “south wins the civil war au” and checking back they have unhinged conspiracy rants about “liberals” (AND ALSO USE SLURS??) like dude  PLEASE unfollow me or i’ll start a petition to change the legal name of the civil war to “whiny b*tchbaby southern rich people wanted to own people sooooo bad that they had a hissy fit and got their pimply little asses kicked by the union” *rant over*

Tidela471

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Pardon my French but what the fuck
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Hazelfraser25

*rant incoming* just realized that when i first got on this app (as a sweet summer child) i almost immediately was followed by this one person. so of course i followed them back! and then i saw they had a “south wins the civil war au” and checking back they have unhinged conspiracy rants about “liberals” (AND ALSO USE SLURS??) like dude  PLEASE unfollow me or i’ll start a petition to change the legal name of the civil war to “whiny b*tchbaby southern rich people wanted to own people sooooo bad that they had a hissy fit and got their pimply little asses kicked by the union” *rant over*

Tidela471

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Hazelfraser25

taking a road trip right now and.....i am shooketh. cicadas are so loud??? and everywhere??? and they’re screaming at me??? the ungodly choir of insects know my sins, and they are coming for me.

SapphireAlena

@Hazelfraser25 Apparently, there was a 7-year special thing of cicadas being born this year, and they are covering a lot of the states east of the Mississippi River
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Hazelfraser25

it has come to my attention that some of my real-life friends have found this account. so....... hello guys plz don’t kill me.

Hazelfraser25

@ashskywalker66 yeah if it was some people i would freak out but these few particular friends are chill with this kind of stuff
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ashskywalker66

@Hazelfraser25 ajsbajnsnj dude i would have a panic attack if that happened to me lmao
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Hazelfraser25

i hated jk r*wling before but now i found out that she literally didn’t do any research? like, she used the wrong number of bones for the arm and it would have been so easy to double-check that. and the whole concept of parseltongue doesn’t work because snakes literally??? don’t???? have??? ears??????