Lime

*rant incoming* just realized that when i first got on this app (as a sweet summer child) i almost immediately was followed by this one person. so of course i followed them back! and then i saw they had a “south wins the civil war au” and checking back they have unhinged conspiracy rants about “liberals” (AND ALSO USE SLURS??) like dude  PLEASE unfollow me or i’ll start a petition to change the legal name of the civil war to “whiny b*tchbaby southern rich people wanted to own people sooooo bad that they had a hissy fit and got their pimply little asses kicked by the union” *rant over*

merry christmas to those guys who celebrate!

red alert red ALERT MY SISTER HAS FOUND THIS SHES LIKE 12 GO HOME

just finished another star wars oneshot. i’m actually kinda proud of this one, maybe give it a read?

taking a road trip right now and.....i am shooketh. cicadas are so loud??? and everywhere??? and they’re screaming at me??? the ungodly choir of insects know my sins, and they are coming for me.

Happy Pride guys!!

it has come to my attention that some of my real-life friends have found this account. so....... hello guys plz don’t kill me.

yeah therapy is great (not that i’d know lol) but have you considered finding really niche starwars fics about obscure people/events and obsessing over them?

i hated jk r*wling before but now i found out that she literally didn’t do any research? like, she used the wrong number of bones for the arm and it would have been so easy to double-check that. and the whole concept of parseltongue doesn’t work because snakes literally??? don’t???? have??? ears?????? 

I updated my star wars oneshot book for the first time in a LONG time. Check it out!