Need a shoulder? I've got two. 
Wait... no I don't... I'm a shoe- goddamnit. 
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Hey I'm Heather's heel wedge sandals. See, it's funny how I got here because even I am not quite sure. Heather cringes at people who read wattpad, but I, an inanimate object, love to log into this shitty website in my spare time. Heather finds fanfictions gross and weird but I find them juicy and interesting. Heather shall never know about this account.  
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Oh btw my pronouns are she/her bc I am women's shoes?