Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. 

-Dr Doofenshmirtz


 #IGotPushedAbout10Feet


I sincerely wish you every possible joy life could bring
-Bob Ross



I tried to be clever here. It went down the drain as usual. 




I am an author, therefore I am not sane
-Edgar Allen Poe 


Never perhaps did any man suffer death with more justice, or deserve it less
-Alexander Hamilton on Major John André (bae)

⭐️Everybody look down, it's all in your mind⭐️

Follow for a free invisible cake. 



That would be enough...

⭐️There's a million things I haven't done; just you wait!⭐️

Your obedient servant, 

-L.Riddle